DRUNKY MUNKY

Tales of Korn guitarist James “Munky” Schaffer are well-documented, like the time he got pummeled by a member of Droid, and now his wasted exploits are available for all the world to hear courtesy of the Noisecreep CreepShow. Host Jon Wiederhorn greets Munky on the phone at the very top of the broadcast, and the Korn guitarist is completely wasted lying poolside at the Hard Rock Cafe in Las Vegas (’cause that’s where the cool kids hang out at 11:30am). Munky is next-level drunk and pretty much everything that comes out of his mouth is gold; I don’t want to ruin it for you, but a choice nugget includes him pining for Head to come back to the band.

-VN