AND I SAY THIS AS A HUGE SLAYER FAN

Slayer fans are not always the brightest people on the planet. You can say that of any number of fans of any number of bands, metal or otherwise – I actually happen to think that most people in the world are pretty dumb, period – but the mo’ron quotient definitely goes up at a Slayer show. I know it, you know, Brian Posehn knows it. As much fun as Vince and I have had at Slayer shows over the years, we’ve taken just as much enjoyment from watching the Special Olympics gathering that is Slayer’s fan base. (NJ Slayer fan upon learning the venue is done serving alcohol for the night: “NO MOAH BEE-AH?!?!”)

So props to MS Suckalo Stefan Smiljanoski, who sent us the below video of “The Ultimate Slayer Fan.” On the one hand, I understand and agree with everything he’s saying; on the other hand, just look at the guy. If your daughter brought him home, I bet you’d run and get your shotgun faster than you can say “Hallowed Point.”

-AR