HEAVY METAL HANUKKAH, NIGHT 1 OF 8
L’CHAIM! Hanukkah – what the goyim know as “The Jewish Christmas” – starts at sundown this evening (here in NYC, that’s right about now) and, for those of you who somehow don’t know this, the holiday will last for the next eight nights. You’re supposed to get a gift on each night (see why this is a better holiday than Christmas?) – and that why MetalSucks have teamed up with the good people at Century Media to bring you Heavy Metal Hanukkah. Every night for the duration of the holiday, we’ll pose one totally ridiculous question to you readers, and you’ll have 24 hours to hit us back with the correct answer; one lucky reader who does so will win an awesome prize courtesy Century Media. You read that right, boys and girls: CENTURY MEDIA AND METALSUCKS ARE GIVING AWAY ONE PRIZE EVERY NIGHT FOR THE NEXT EIGHT NIGHTS.
“What’s the prize?” you ask. Well, we wouldn’t wanna spoil the fun and open your gift for you – so it’s a secret. You may win a CD, some merch, an autographed poster – we ain’t tellin’. But Century has one of the best rosters of any label in metal – just click here if you don’t believe us – so it’s guaran-fuckin’-teed to be cool!
Okay, ready? Here’s tonight’s question:
Which of the following current or former guitarists for Guns N’ Roses is NOT at least half-Jewish?
A) Tracii Guns
B) Slash
C) Buckethead
D) Bumblefoot
Send your answer to axl [at] metalsucks.net by no later than 5:30 p.m. EST tomorrow, December 5 to win. And don’t forget – we’ll have another contest tomorrow night, too!
-AR
