Metallica Celebrates Halloween with Holiday Merch

Ah, the holidays. A great time where we all get time off of work to hang out with friends and family, get inebriated with our drinks or substances of choice, and generally do nothing until the start of the new year. It’s a time that requires some preparation, of course, but you have plenty of time between Thanksgiving and New Year’s to get your shit in order.

Or at least that’s what you should think. These days, stores are jamming holiday shit down your throat as soon as Back to School ends. Not to be out done by Walmart and other department stores, metal’s department store – Metallica – announced that their holiday merch is already up. Do you like Halloween? FUCK YOU. What about some funny Metalli-turkey gear for Thanksgiving? WHO GIVES A SHIT?!

Nope. It’s Christmas in mid-October, suckers. So buy their “ugly sweater,” cop their ornaments, order their t-shirts. It’s all in the spirit of Christmas/Hannukah/Kwanzaa/whatever end of the year pagan ritual you subscribe to.

If you want to see more of their shit, or you want to encourage this horrible behavior by buying some crap you don’t need, hit up Metallica’s web store.

Or, you could do the even more sensible thing and buy some albums or exclusive MetalSucks merch over at Gimme Metal. Yeah, do that instead.