BUY YOUR VERY OWN PAIR OF AXL ROSE CONVERSE SNEAKERS

We have no idea what the fuck this Chinese website actually says, but one thing is clear: someone is selling a regular ol’ pair of white and red Converse hi-tops as “Axl Converse.” Anyone who’s seen the “Estranged” music video epic will recall the fire-haired one wearing a custom pair of these Converse hi-tops with “Axl” monogrammed on the back — in the scene where he jumps off the boat and swims with the dolphins, I believe (Perhaps some enterprising MetalSucks reader can provide a screencap.). But leave it up to the crafty Chinese knock-off industry to actually market a pair of regular old sneakers as “Axl Converse.”Excuse me while I head down to Chinatown to go get our own A. Rosenberg a pair of these for Chanukah.

-VN