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Maroon 5’s Adam Levine Says “No Hot Chicks” Like Metal

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According to Adam Levine, singer of Maroon 5 and apparent heavy metal expert, there are “no hot chicks” who like heavy metal. The singer’s statement was revealed in the aftermath of a sea of cheating accusations, which include screenshots of Instagram messages posted by various women.

Instagram model Sumner Stroh was the first to suggest that she had an affair with the singer, claiming that he even asked if he could name his yet-to-be-born child Sumner. We’re going to guess that one isn’t happening anymore.

Another woman, Alyson Rosef, came forward with her own screenshots, in which she allegedly tells Levine that “I’m so weird too and only listen to metal lol.” Levine responds with the less-than-eloquent answer of “Said no hot chicks ever other than you.”

Levine’s official statement on the matter basically tells the world that he’s sorry he got flirty with other women but that he never had an affair and that he won’t exercise shitty judgement again.

“I used poor judgment in speaking with anyone other than my wife in ANY kind of flirtatious manner. I did not have an affair, nevertheless, I crossed the line during a regrettable period of my life,” he said. “In certain instances it became inappropriate. I have addressed that and taken proactive steps to remedy this with my family. My wife and my family is all I care about in this world. To be this naive and stupid enough to risk the only thing that truly matters to me was the greatest mistake I could ever make. I will never make it again. I take full responsibility. We will get through it and we will get through it together.”

Just look at his tattoos—clearly Adam Levine isn’t exactly the type to think through his decisions before he makes them, but even he should know that the internet is forever.

@sumnerstroh

embarrassed I was involved w a man with this utter lack of remorse and respect. #greenscreen ♬ original sound – Sumner Stroh

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