FIVE FACTS ABOUT F*CK THE FACTS’ UNNAMED EP

What can I say, I like my f’s.

1. When I imported this shit into iTunes, the artist name was NOT Fuck The Facts. Either that means that these dorks stole these five songs, or they don’t want me to leak it. But you know what, I’m gonna do it anyways. Actually, I’m not. It’s only six bucks. So I’ll just link you to the pre-order form.
2. Speaking of stolen music: the same day FTF sent me this EP, the new Burzum album, Belus, leaked. Now, there is something you all should know about FTF and Burzum: Varg Vikernes, the man behind Burzum and the once upon a time session bassist for Mayhem, is IDENTICAL to FTF bassist Marc Bourgon. 
3. Did you know that the dudes and gal in Fuck the Facts packaged and pressed five-hundred copies of the EP I’m listening to right now? I can’t believe how badass it sounds, and that it’s a completely self-released product.
4. Did you know that FTF can make grindcore EPIC? At 3 minutes, 38 seconds “La Tete hors de L’eau” (also known as “track five”) proves so.
5. Did you know that when Fuck The Facts isn’t busy watching Cake Farts they can actually do incredible Metallica covers? Look at the footage I took of them on tour two years ago:

-JV

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