MetalSucks’ Least-Sucky Songs of the Week

This week was shorter than most because of Labor Day. And yet, it still sucked like nothing has ever sucked before.

Oh well. At least we have this shit:

Anaal Nathrakh – “The Age of Starlight Ends”

It features the lyric “a thousand cocks,” and that’s really all you need to know.

Dark Tranquillity – “Phantom Days”

The first time since The Phantom Tollbooth that something with the word “phantom” in the title hasn’t totally sucked.

Hatebreed – “Weight of the False Self”

Apparently, the weight of false self is REALLY FUCKING HEAVY.

Spirit Adrift – “Astral Levitation”

Best ASMR video ever?

Tombs – “Barren”

Rocken.