SEBASTIAN BACH IS AN EMBARRASSMENT TO HUMANITY

Dude, I just can’t take it anymore; I can’t stand any more of my childhood heroes raping their own legacy in the name of trying to get back to the “top,” wherever the fuck that is.

But there’s Sebastian Bach, appearing on some MTV reality game show about white dudes learning to rap; now he’s posted a “rap/rock song” called “November 20” on his MySpace page (it’s right next to the picture of Bach that was taken in 1988, as though he still looked that way). The significance of the titular date, of course, is that’s it when his new album, Angel Down, hits stores – I guess Baz didn’t think three guest appearances from Axl Rose would do enough to hype the release.

Here’s a sample of the shameful, shameful lyrics to this crime against humanity:

“Don’t mess around and test me, pop U in the chest, G
Ain’t nobody best me yet
I’m the greatest of all time, every time I rock rhymes”

Quick. Somebody pop Baz in the chest, G.

-AR