“SEXUAL MAN CHOCOLATE”: ATTACK ATTACK! MAKE IT TOO EASY

Reader Luke Papadopoulos sent us the below video of Attack Attack! performing a new song. Even with the lo-fi audio, it’s easy to tell that the song is fucking awful. Still, there’s three things I’d like to point out, at the risk of coming across as a major homophobe:

1. The song is called “Sexual Man Chocolate.”
2. Attack Attack!’s current front man is named Caleb Shomo.
3. Attack Attack! previously covered Katy Perry’s “I Kissed a Girl” – and didn’t change any of the lyrics to make them gender appropriate.

In conclusion, looks for Attack Attack! to tour with Burzum sometime in 2010.

-AR