AN IRRESPONSIBLE EDUCATED ASSUMPTION

In the “Reviews by the Numbers” section of the November ’07 issue of Decibel, the editors announce that there is one “review of a competitor’s recent cover star that we axed at the last minute, because really, who gives a shit?”

Okay okay okay: so we’re completely talking outta my ass here, but assuming for the moment that, at least in the States, Decibel’s only real competitor at this point is Revolver (sorry, Metal Maniacs fans!), we’re gonna go ahead and wager that the album in question is Atreyu’s Lead Sails Paper Anchor. And for the record, I’m a little disappointed that they nixed the review, especially if it was to be written by the almighty Decibot, because, well, that dude/bot/whatever is hilarious.

-AR