FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A HEAVY METAL KILLERS VINYL AND SCARF!

The winner to last week’s funny photo caption contest was a no-brainer:

Nick Muffins Hochmuth: “I present a new breed of disgrace to humanity… The Joggalo.”

Well done sir! You’ll be receiving a Katatonia prize pack in the mail. This week we’re giving away 5 prize packages courtesy of Earache Records. Three 1st place winners will receive a Heavy Metal Killers compilation vinyl and a Heavy Metal Killers scarf (pictured here). Two runners-up will just receive a scarf. Yup, a scarf. Scarves are metal. They keep you warm! And it’s getting cold out there, kids. No one wants to be that dude at the show wearing shorts when it’s below freezing outside… that dude is such an asshole. Being warm is metal. There’s even a band called Scarve and they’re pretty rad.

So, just come up with a caption to the below photo [sent in by kenneth szidar] and they shall be yours.