Mutoid Man: Also Touring

This May, Mutoid Man will embark on what feels like the forty-fourth tour announced since yesterday. It’s actually only the seventh, after Metallica, Babymetal, Underoath, Stone Sour, Ghost, and Eyehategod, but my point stands: this is a true embarrassment of riches. I hope you saved some of your Christmas money, ’cause you got concert tickets to buy, sucka. And, hey, art isn’t a competition, but if you must choose amongst these tours, Mutoid Man should definitely be somewhere near the top of their list. Everyone jizzed all over last year’s War Moans for a reason.

Support will come from Lazer/Wulf and, on select dates, The Armed. Here’s the tour itinerary (via Lambgoat):

5/6 Concord, NC @ Carolina Rebellion
5/7 Atlanta, GA @ Masquerade w/ Lazer/Wulf
5/8 New Orleans, LA @ Santos w/ Lazer/Wulf
5/9 Austin, TX @ Barracuda w/ Lazer/Wulf
5/10 Houston, TX @ Satellite w/ Lazer/Wulf
5/11 Oklahoma City, OK @ 89th Street w/ Lazer/Wulf
5/12 Kansas City, MO @ Riot Room w/ Lazer/Wulf
5/13 Somerset, WI @ Northern Invasion
5/14 Chicago, IL @ TBA w/ Lazer/Wulf, The Armed
5/15 St. Louis, MO @ Fubar w/ Lazer/Wulf, The Armed
5/16 Grand Rapids, MI @ Pyramid Scheme w/ Lazer/Wulf, The Armed
5/18 Columbus, OH @ Rock On The Range w/ Lazer/Wulf
5/19 Toronto, ON @ Hard Luck w/ Lazer/Wulf
5/20 Montreal, QC @ Pouzza Fest