Ghoul and Dismemberment “Beefing” on Twitter
A caveat before we begin: I’m 99.9% sure the bands are just horsing around. My apologies to all parties involved if they truly hate one another.
With that out of the way…
Ghoul and Dismemberment appear to be having a WWE-promo-style* war of words on Twitter. The “beef” seems to have begun when Dismemberment pondered aloud…
Question of the day: Why don’t metal bands have beef like rappers?
— DISMEMBERMENT (@_DISMEMBERMENT) January 20, 2018
…at which point, they promptly began to remedy the situation by picking a fight with Ghoul. A fight which, somewhat embarrassingly, they almost immediately lost, at least in the Court of Social Media Opinion:
We have now entered a beef with @GhoulOfficial. Who shall triumph? Side with Ghoul, you’re a fool… Vote No to Creepsylvannia #GhoulvsDismemberment #MetalBeef
— DISMEMBERMENT (@_DISMEMBERMENT) January 20, 2018
Still, Ghoul decided to dive in and get their hands dirty, and shit just escalated from there.
We have it on good authority that @_DISMEMBERMENT are furries. Not that there's anything wrong with that. It's just a FACT. #cantrevealsources pic.twitter.com/IJa99yNp9k
— Ghoul (@GhoulOfficial) January 20, 2018
We have joined forces with @dobrunkum. @GhoulOfficial shall finally be eradicated. You can thank us later. #metalbeef #GhoulvsDismemberment
— DISMEMBERMENT (@_DISMEMBERMENT) January 20, 2018
I'll deal with these rubes until we finally destroy @GhoulOfficial and then jail them for the crime of making metal. #ArtOfTheDeal https://t.co/a3PkGbTMXe
— Commandant Dobrunkum (@dobrunkum) January 20, 2018
Oh, we haven't tweeted in awhile. Sorry, we were busy listening to every band that's ever existed BESIDES @_DISMEMBERMENT
— Ghoul (@GhoulOfficial) January 21, 2018
We’ve just uncovered a photo of @GhoulOfficial leaving Creepsylvannia…. #GhoulvsDismemberment #DontBeANumbskull #whatsthatsmell @dobrunkum pic.twitter.com/Kn1agshveB
— DISMEMBERMENT (@_DISMEMBERMENT) January 20, 2018
Played a show with @GhoulOfficial a while back. Here’s a photo from that show. #GhoulvsDismemberment #metalbeef #DontBeANumbskull pic.twitter.com/wQ6KPGD6Nf
— DISMEMBERMENT (@_DISMEMBERMENT) January 21, 2018
@_DISMEMBERMENT Ohio rules @GhoulOfficial drools ????????#smokeweed#Marijuanastocks #Ohio #eatpussy#drinkwhiskey#deathmetal#smokehash#QuantumComputing #SATANIC #SundayMorning https://t.co/1Go2EzSqoY
— NECROTIC DISGORGEMENT (@NecroticDisgorg) January 21, 2018
???????????????????????? https://t.co/SLP4Jb00Rt
— DISMEMBERMENT (@_DISMEMBERMENT) January 21, 2018
Pointing out Cremator's tragic lacking of a lower jaw to keep his saliva in is a real low blow, guys. https://t.co/bnsGgx42f7
— Ghoul (@GhoulOfficial) January 22, 2018
Throughout the battle, Dismemberment continuously re-tweeted Ghoul’s replies, further suggesting that this was less a row than it was a roast. But who knows, maybe this all ends with a drive-by shooting.
*To that it end, it’s worth noting that Dismemberment have this image on their Facebook page, which suggests they’re pro-wrestling fans.
Thanks: Jim J.
