MAX CAVALERA DOESN’T UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF THE WORD “SURPRISE”

From Blabbermouth:

“When [Cavalera was] asked he would be willing to reconnect with the SEPULTURA members Andreas Kisser (guitar) and Paul Xisto Pinto Jr. (bass) if they tried to reach out to him after all these years of not talking to each other, Max said, ‘I’ve been thinking about this a lot and I think that maybe I should do that with them like Igor did with me — just call them [out of the blue one day] and surprise them.’”

Dude: once your surprise is announced in print, it’s no longer a surprise. Unless you wait, like, awhile until everyone has forgotten you said you might do it. But really.

And for the record, yes, that’s the second swipe I’ve taken at Cavalera this week. Blow me.

-AR