Take the MetalSucks Survey and you could Win a $50 Amazon Gift Card!

We here at the MS Mansion want to know more about YOU! Yes, boring little old you. We’ve come up with a quick survey that shouldn’t take more than 5-10 minutes of your time, and if you fill it out to completion you’ll be entered for a chance to win a $50 Amazon gift card!

Think of all the useless crap you could buy yourself with one of those sweet, sweet gift cards. In case you can’t think of anything here’s a few great ideas:

• For fans of pig squeals, here’s a faceless melting pig steamer you can use to cover your pans, you know, for when you have your “girlfriend” over and want to surprise her with your culinary Ramen skillz.
• Spend all your time fapping and trolling internet blog sites? Here are 80 images that you SHOULDN’T beat your meat mercilessly to. Challenge Accepted? Challenge accepted.
• Are you one of those sadistic bastards that absolutely loves to torture gummy bears by biting off their limbs one by one as you eat them? You’re in luck! Someone decided to create a full anatomically correct model of a gummy bear just for you. Now you can ensure you keep those bears alive and screaming while you reenact your favorite scenes from Cattle Decapitation’s “Forced Gender Reassignment” music video.
• Are you in a band? Are you looking to debut your first music vid? Want to make it seem dark and edgy? Look no further! You can purchase adult Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches right on Amazon. Seriously, what metal vid is complete without roaches, especially ones of this size? The answer is not a single one.

There’s a wide world of crazy shit available on Amazon, but you need money to get it. Get off your NEET asses and earn yourself some dosh by taking the survey for us. We promise we won’t share any of your personal info, you paranoid bastards.

You can participate by clicking right here.

Thanks in advance, folks!