Most Metal Protest Ever: Witches Plan Mass Hexing of Donald Trump Outside Trump Tower

Okay okay okay, so I know this isn’t really about metal… but it does pertain to two of our greatest interests: black magic and fucking Donald Trump the way he’s trying to fuck the American people.

A group of witches have vowed to gather and put a mass hex on Trump outside his beloved Trump Tower in Manhattan tomorrow (Friday, February 24) at midnight, “and on every waning crescent moon until Donald Trump is removed from office.” They have a hashtag (#magicresistance) and a Facebook event page and everything.

On the one hand, I don’t really go in for this kinda thing. On the other hand… I mean… it couldn’t hurt, right?

If you can’t make it to Trump Tower but still want to participate, you can do so remotely with a picture of Trump, a candle, and these instructions. Happy binding.

[via Dangerous Minds]