Heavy Metal Heroes 2017 Valentine’s Day Cards Include Metallica, Mercyful Fate, and Manowar

Okay, so you have the perfect romantic gift all picked out for Valentine’s Day. You can’t just give it to your S.O. without a card — at least five percent of the point of Valentine’s Day is to take some time to tell your boo how much you love ’em! (The other ninety-five percent is about helping to keep Hallmark and Ferrero Rocher in business.) So what kinda card are you gonna give ’em? Something lame and treacly? Fuck that shit — that ain’t metal.

But these are: the latest edition of Heavy Metal Heroes Valentine’s Day cards!

These cards, along with the two sets created in previous years, are available all together, as a twenty-seven card pack, for fifteen bucks. Seems like a good deal to me!

Get ’em here. Or, if you’re really that cheap, you can print one of MetalSucks’ Valentine’s Day cards for free.