DON’T FEEL DEMORALIZED JUST BECAUSE THE RED CHORD ARE GETTING FED THROUGH THE TEETH MACHINE

GOOD MORNING! I’ve got good news, very good news, great news, and really great news. Ready? Okay, here we go:

• GOOD NEWS: The Red Chord’s new album, Fed Through the Teeth Machine, now has cover art (above) and an official release date of October 27, once again via Metal Blade. Some people don’t care about a new Red Chord album. Those people are kinda dopey, and probably look like this. No, dude, don’t take it personally, I’m totally not making any judgments. I’m just saying you’re an idiot if you don’t like The Red Chord.
• VERY GOOD NEWS: This means that the opportunity for a new interview with a member of The Red Chord will soon arise. On a very selfish level, this makes me happy, because those dudes just give amazing fucking interviews. If you don’t believe me, go here, here, and/or here.
• GREAT NEWS: The Red Chord are streaming a new song from this album, “Demoralizer,” on their MySpace page. And holy shit, is it awesome. Listen to that intro, man. That shit is epic. And then the band just goes OFF. I know we always say it’s wrong to claim that music made you do bad shit, but, seriously, this music makes me wanna do bad shit. So maybe I like, I dunno, owe a couple of serial killers an apology or whatever.
• REALLY GREAT NEWS: Your mom called this morning. She says that last night The Red Chord Triple G Maphia (that would be Gunface, Guy and Greg) all rolled by her crib last night and had their way with her, and that she loved every second of it. So, y’know. That was probably pretty nice for her.

-AR