Converge’s Kurt Ballou Has the Best Business Card Ever

Patrick Bateman, eat your heart out: Kurt Ballou officially has the best business card of all time.

Let’s build something together. If you see me at a show or on the street or whatever (I won’t ship these), ask for my business card PCB. It’s free. If you have decent soldering skills, $40-50 to spend on parts, and can follow directions, it can be used to build an awesome distortion pedal! This circuit, called “Brutalist Jr.” is a simplified, yet no less brutal version of “Brutalist,” a pedal based on the Providence Stampede I’ll be releasing in 2017 under the GCI moniker. Thank you to my friends at @dunwichamps and @snkpedals for helping develop this. Paint job on the prototype by @brutalsquid #gci #godcityinstruments #brutalist #brutalistjr #stampede #runitsastampede #diy #buildsomething #businesscard #pcb #businesscardpcb #solder #distortionpedal #diyordie

A photo posted by Kurt Ballou (@godcitymusic) on Nov 26, 2016 at 6:07am PST

That’s it. All other business cards can pack it in and go home. Until Bruce Dickinson starts including the location for his Fountain of Youth on his business card or someone creates a business card that can induce an orgasm simply by holding it, Ballou wins. By comparison, all other business cards were never even in the game.

Celebrate Ballou’s business card superiority by checking out tracks from the three bands he produced as part of this year’s Converse Rubber Tracks x MetalSucks. You’ll be glad ya did!

[via Lambgoat]