Video: Mötley Crüe’s Vince Neil and Nicolas Cage Get Drunk and Fight

TMZ has captured video of Oscar-winning actor Nicolas Cage (The Wicker Man, Season of the Witch, Drive Angry) and Mötley Crüe vocalist Vince Neilstein in Las Vegas doing… something.

I say “something” because they were allegedly fighting — apparently, Neil grabbed a woman by the hair and pulled her down to the concrete as punishment for having the gall to ask Cage for his autograph, and Nic Cage won’t let his fans be treated that way.

But in truth, this really just looks like one drunk idiot trying to calm down another drunk idiot (you can clearly hear Cage tell Neil, “I love you, man!”). We’ve all been there.

Funny enough, this is not the first time Cage was involved in a fight with a member of Mötley Crüe: in 2013, he was present while his son, black metal musician Weston Cage, got in an altercation with Tommy Lee backstage after a show in Vegas. You would think, at some point, Cage would stop spending time in Vegas with members of this particular band, seeing as it never seems to end well for him. His travel advisor must be the same person who keeps convincing The Galactic Empire to keep building Death Stars.