Mutourd Man

Didja miss Mutoid Man during their recent run with The Dillinger Escape Plan? I did! Sucky, I know. But like my grandma always said, “For every suck, there is an equal and opposite blow.” Or something like that. I dunno, my grandma wasn’t the sharpest tool in the shed.

Point being, Mutoid Man have announced new tour dates! Furthermore, these are headlining dates, so you’ll be able to see the band play that much longer. I’m sure that’s a real disruption to your busy schedule of huffing and composing e-mails about how my whole family should die of AIDS because I was mean to Thy Art is Murder, but maybe you should make time?

Here are dates, via Metal Insider:

August 7  Brooklyn, NY @ St. Vitus
August 9  Atlanta, GA @ Wrecking Ball – Masquerade Park
August 11  Raleigh, NC @ Kings *
August 12  Columbus, OH @ Ace of Cups *
August 13  Cleveland, OH @ Grog Shop *
August 14  Philadelphia, PA @ Underground Arts *
August 15  Richmond, VA @ Gwar-B-Que
August 17  Louisville, KY @ Haymarket Whiskey Bar *
August 18  Kansas City, MO @ The Riot Room *
August 19  Denver, CO @ Larimer Lounge ^
August 20  Salt Lake City, UT @ Liquid Joe’s ^
August 22  Seattle, WA @ Barboza ^
August 23  Vancover, BC @ Venue ^
August 24  Portland, OR @ Hawthorne Theater Lounge ^
August 26  San Francisco, CA @ Bottom of the Hill ^
August 27  Los Angeles, CA @ Echo ^
August 28  Phoenix, AZ @ Rebel Lounge %
August 29  Albuquerque, NM @ Launchpad %
August 31  Austin, TX @ Red 7 #
September 1  Dallas, TX @ Gas Monkey Bar n Grill #
September 2  Houston, TX @ Rudyard’s #
September 3  Oklahoma City, OK @ 89th Street Collective #
September 4  St. Louis, MO @ Fubar #
September 5  Chicago, IL @ Reggies *
September 6  Pittsburgh, PA @ Smiling Moose #

* w/ Sweet Cobra
^ w/ Wild Throne, He Whose Ox Is Gored
% w/ Wild Throne
# w/ Indian Handcrafts