RESPECTABLE MUSICIANS WORK WITH NECRO, SULLY THEIR GOOD NAMES

Why oh why are Scott Ian, Dave Ellefson, Mark Morton and Brian Fair collaborating with Suckro, the “death rapper” currently stinking up stages across America on the Sounds of the Underground festival (seriously – just look at this dolt)? Are they being blackmailed – does he have some really good dirt on all of them? Does he happen to have access to the best drugs? Does he give amazing head? Access to ungodly amounts of cash? Or maybe they’re just fulfilling their secret fantasies of replacing Wes Borland in Limp Suckit?

If anyone knows the answer, drop us a line. Seriously. We’re confused and it makes our heads hurt.

-AR