More Faith No More To Come, Says Faith No More
Friends told me that tickets were gone in minutes during Wednesday’s pre-sale for Faith No More’s first US tour since the ’90s. One explained that after having entered a password (here), he was placed in line to buy. I was like, A line? I guess I misunderstand the internet — or Faith No More tickets are hotter than a snake’s ass. Both.
Anyway, the full on-sale is Friday so don’t freak yet, said Faith No More a few hours later. Then, in their next announcement, there is a note of triumph:
These will NOT be the only US shows… This is only the beginning.
— Faith No More (@FaithNoMore) January 28, 2015
shit? That’s great to hear, cuz tour and its not-big venues might be a scalper party from here. But for now, stop short of cutting your organs out to get to these shows. Just s Is it that the FNM guys are surprised about the quick sell-outs — after having left US fans hanging on this shit since 2010? A few California shows, a few East Coast shows across five years … Fucking-A right yesterday’s fan pre-sale sold out fast. So please, Faith No More, throw caution to the wind. Add shows to this tour, as many as you can stand, we’ll pay you for it.
No shit? That’s great to hear, cuz this tour and its not-big venues might be a scalper party from now on. Still, stop short of cutting your organs out to get to these shows, they say. Does it seem like the FNM guys are surprised about the quick sell-outs — after having left US fans hanging on this shit since 2010? A few California shows, a few East Coast shows across five years … Fucking-A right, yesterday’s fan pre-sale sold out fast. Please, Faith No More, throw caution to the wind. Add shows to this tour, as many as you can stand, we’ll pay you for it.
