MetalSucks Presents: The Contortionist, Revocation, Fallujah and Toothgrinder, 2015 North American Tour

Winter tours are usually pretty scarce; bands often don’t wanna risk driving around in the snow and ice, and likewise, fans don’t wanna brave the elements when they can stay parked at home with Xvideos.com loaded up on their computer with a bottle of lotion and box of tissues nearby.

Thankfully The Contortionist are brave enough to head out on tour this winter, and lucky for you, seeing The Contortionist live is even better than whatever weirdo porn you were gonna watch. Happy day! MetalSucks is a very proud sponsor of this 3-week February trek, which also features the extremely fappable support crew of Revocation, Fallujah and Toothgrinder. All four bands released killer albums in 2014, and all four of those albums landed on MetalSucks “Best of 2014” lists; really they should just be calling this tour “The Best Music of 2014 to Jerk Off To Tour” and be done with it!

Alas, MetalSucks has no control over what cities the tour plays in — we just help promote — so if you live in Montana please direct your ire directly at The Contortionist as you get that bottle of lube back out. Hey, at least Florida gets some love this time around!

Dates below:

2/7- Indianapolis, IN (Emerson Theater)
2/8- Joliet, IL (Mojoes)
2/10- Nashville, TN (The End)
2/11- Knoxville, TN (The Concourse)
2/13- Jacksonville, FL (1904 Music Hall)
2/14- Tampa, FL (The Orpheum)
2/15- Orlando, FL (Backbooth)
2/17- Greensboro, NC (Greene Street Club)
2/18- West Springfield, VA (Empire)
2/19- Amityville, NY (Revolution Bar & Music)
2/20- Hartford, CT (Webster Underground)
2/21- Brighton, MA (Brighton Music Hall)
2/22- Montreal, QC (Le Petit Campus)
2/23- Quebec City, QC (Le Cercle)
2/25- Ottawa, ON (Mavericks)
2/26- Toronto, ON (Tattoo Rock Parlour)
2/27- Grand Rapids, MI (The Intersection)
2/28- Newport, KY (Thompson House)