THE DECIBLOG MAKES THE GREATEST DISCOVERY OF THE 21ST CENTURY, IF NOT ALL OF HUMAN HISTORY

If you find yourself no longer able to whack off to Suicide Girls because they’re just not retarded looking enough for you, then I strongly encourage you to check out Rate My Corpse Paint, which is, in the words of brilliant Deciblogger Jeanne Fury, “the ‘Hot or Not’ for the kvlt crowd.”

Above are photos of Nekromaniak and Grindhouse Bub, who are currently the top rated chick and the third-top rated guy (The first two don’t even have any corpse paint on. Poseurs.). There’s plenty of NSFW pics of girls with truly horrendous bodies slutting it up (And I mean truly horrendous. Like, I looked at them and I might be gay now). But however you cut it, there’s no way this won’t provide you with hours upon hours of entertainment.

-AR