In Which We Joined the AARP

WORST WEEK EVER PLAYLIST, January 6 – January 10, 2014

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And now, this week’s top stories:

• Dan Lilker is retiring in October, at which point Brutal Truth will break-up. Mötley Crüe  are retiring, too.
• Juggalos experienced love… and loss.
• If having kids has got you down, you may be ready for Dad Metal.
• We predicted that you’re gonna hate the new Opeth album.
• We appreciated metal’s latest life-changing invention, The Djentstick.
• We found the best live band ever.
• Buzz Osbourne from the Melvins made a playlist of great bands who “blew it.”
• Mink farmers were warned against the dangers of Earth Crisis.
• A deaf man heard music for the first time in his life!
• Scott Ian says the new Anthrax album will be “more brutal.”

Well, that’s it for us this week, folks. ‘Til Monday…