Did You Know That Randy Blythe Has Recorded a New Song with Members of Corrosion of Conformity and Dave Grohl?

Did you know that  Mike Dean and Reed Mullin from Corrosion of Conformity are working on a new project called Teenage Time Killer? Well, neither did I. And did you know that “Teenage Time Killer” is the name of a song by the band Rudimentary Peni? Yeah, I didn’t know that, either! But look, it’s a really real song:

And did you know that Teenage Time Killer recently recorded a song called “Hung Out to Dry” with Randy Blythe on vocals, and that Dave Grohl is gonna add guitar to that song? Yeah me neither! But it’s true! Randy says as much on Instagram, sharing both the photo at the top of this post and all the information I’ve already told you (but in a much more Blythe-ish way):

“This is me with Mike Dean & Reed Mullin of the legendary NC band, Corrosion of Conformity. Their record, ‘Animosity’, is a HUGE influence on me, in fact the vocals on that record by these two men were the first screaming type music I tried to sing along to, EVER. Reed had a track he wanted me to write lyrics for & sing on, so I did (title is ‘Hung Out To Dry’)- it’s old-school COC style thrash punk & I killed it on the mic last night- SO FAST! It was a huge honor for me to work on this- it will eventually come out as a project called TEENAGE TIME KILLER (named after a Rudimentary Peni song) w/a bunch of cool vocalists. The instruments were recorded at Dave Grohl’s studio (watch his documentary, Sound City- track was recorded on THAT board)- Grohl will add a couple of guitar tracks to the tune too. So good! Then I interviewed these two for The Crucible.”

Did you know that I’m pretty stoked to hear how this song turned out? You probably guessed as much based on the general tone of this piece.

Well, smart ass, did you know that I have nothing else to say now???

[And did you know that this was via The PRP?]