FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A COPY OF THE NEW BAKERTON GROUP (MEMBERS OF CLUTCH) CD!

There were a fuck load of entries for last week’s funny photo caption contest. That’s ’cause the prizes are so damn awesome; 1 grand prize winner gets a signed copy of God Forbid’s new record Earthsblood, a Beneath the Scars of Glory and Progression DVD, a t-shirt and a poster. And 10 runners-up win a signed copy of Earthsblood! We’re not gonna waste your time with the 10 runner-up entries (though these people will be contacted shortly), but here’s the grand prize winning caption to the photo at right (side note: anyone who thought this vegetable is celery is a fucking moron and needs eat somewhere other than Taco Bell occasionally.):

Mike: “After seeing the looks on Manowar’s faces, the doomed roadie realized that they had asked him for “noble stallions,” not “noble scallions.”

This week we’re giving away 3 copies of the new CD El Rojo from The Bakerton Group, aka the dudes from Clutch sans vocals. The CD comes out next Tuesday, February 17th. Alls ya gotta do to win a free one is come up with a caption to the photo below that makes us laugh. Thanks to Daniel for sending in this week’s photo.