MOVE OVER RYAN SEACREST, HERE COMES RYAN SEEBREAST

Hundreds of thousands of eager would-be metal gods* turned out this past weekend to audition for Metal Idol, the hot new show that does for metal what American Idol did for douche turds. Our pals at Metal Injection were there to capture all the shenanigans of host Ryan Seebreast** and the illustrious panel of metal judges. Check out the action below!

-AR

*Did you know I owe Rob Halford a nickle just for typing the words “metal gods?” It’s true. And now I owe him a dime.

**Alas, you don’t actually get to see her breasts.