Start Getting Stoked: Agoraphobic Nosebleed Have Entered the Studio

In November, we learned that Agoraphobic Nosebleed were working on three separate releases, each fronted by a different one of the band’s vocalists (that would be J. Randall, Richard Johnson, and Kat Katz). And now we’ve just learned that they’ve entered the studio… and that they’re actually making four albums, not three. Behold, one of the finest press releases I’ve ever read:

“Gonzo grindcore terrorists AGORAPHOBIC NOSEBLEED have entered guitarist Scott Hull’s Visceral Sound Studios in Bethesda, MD to begin work on their highly anticipated new material for Relapse Records.  In true ANB fashion, the quartet will be giving zero fucks and releasing four independent full length albums, each in a completely different style and direction, representing the tastes and influences of each member of the band.  More details will be announced as they develop.”

Behold, my reaction to one of the finest press releases I’ve ever read:

More news as we get it.