FAT & UGLY WHITE-TRASH METALHEADS: WE SALUTE YOU.

Well, Metal Inquisition does anyway, doing the Internet dirty work to bring you the finest in American metal douchebaggery. Since we’ve all seen this guy or some version thereof in New Jersey at our favorite metal locale, head on over to Metal Inquisition for the writers’ sardonic commentary on this fine chap and others:

As all cool metal guys, this guy also has great Photoshop skillz…and he puts them to use in order to pose in front of Sarah Palin? I’m so confused. Also, judging by his jewelery, he must sell his wares to Chuck Billy.

-VN