The Callous Daoboys Unveil New Album ‘I Don’t Want to See You in Heaven’ with Two Singles

Man, add this to the list of “shit you need to be insanely hyped about”, because Atlanta-based mathcore madcap motherfuckers The Callous Daoboys are back and they’re coming for your throat. Their follow-up to 2022’s Celebrity Therapist and 2023’s God Smiles Upon The Callous Daoboys EP is coming out on May 16 via MNRK Heavy and it’s titled I Don’t Want To See You In Heaven.

Not only that, but the band dropped not one, but two singles to get shit rolling: “Two-Headed Trout” and “The Demon of Unreality Limping Like a Dog.” Both tracks are featured in a 10 minute cinematic music video that we’ve got available for you down below.

Speaking of the inspiration behind the new album, vocalist Carson Pace said it was a pretty personal endeavor.

“The album is an artifact that’s been preserved, and hundreds of years in the future, you’re listening to this album in the museum. It’s a known failure, but the narrative is ‘if it survives forever, is it truly a failure?’

“Everything is very singular and personal. I’m not making an album commenting on anything societal or political this time, this is an album just for me. It’s every emotion I’ve felt and sobering thought since 2021. I can only make this album now, not in three years when I’m thirty, not ten years ago when I was seventeen. This is the snapshot of 24-27. A scrapbook of trial and error, or better yet, a Museum of Failure.”

I Don’t Want To See You In Heaven will be available on May 16 via MNRK Heavy, but you can (and should) preorder this one right now. You can also catch The Callous Daoboys live while on either the 25 Years of Noise World Tour with Silverstein, Thursday, and Bloom or on the 20 Year of All’s Well That Ends Well Tour with Chiodos, Hawthorne Heights, and Emmure. You can find the dates for both below.

I DON’T WANT TO SEE YOU IN HEAVEN Track Listing:

1. I. Collection of Forgotten Dreams
2. Schizophrenia Legacy
3. Full Moon Guidance
4. Two-Headed Trout
5. Tears on Lambo Leather (feat. Orthodox)
6. Lemon
7. Body Horror For Birds (feat. 1st VOWS)
8. The Demon of Unreality Limping Like A Dog
9. Idiot Temptation Force
10. Douchebag Safari
11. Distracted by the Mona Lisa
12. II. Opt Out
13. III. Country Song In Reverse (feat. low before the breeze)

25 Years Of Noise World Tour Dates with Silverstein, Thursday + Bloom:

Feb 28 – Manchester, UK @ O2 Ritz

Mar 1 – London, UK @ O2 Forum Kentish Town

Mar 4 – Brussels, BE @ AB Box

Mar 5 – Paris, FR @ Trabendo

Mar 6 – Amsterdam, NL @ Melkweg

Mar 7 – Wiesbaden, DE @ Schlachthof Wiesbaden

Mar 8 – Munich, DE @ Backstage Werk

Mar 10 – Vienna, AT @ Arena Wien

Mar 11 – Nuremburg, DE @ Löwensaal

Mar 13 – Berlin, DE @ Huxleys Neue Welt

Mar 14 – Hamburg, DE @ Frosse Freiheit 36

Mar 15 – Cologne, DE @ Palladium Köln

20 Years of All’s Well That Ends Well with Chiodos, Hawthorne Heights + Emmure:

Mar 21 – Royal Oak, MI @ Royal Oak Theater

Mar 22 – Chicago, IL @ Vic Theater

Mar 23 – Minneapolis, MN @ The Fillmore

Mar 25 – Denver, CO @ The Fillmore

Mar 26 – Salt Lake City @ The Depot

Mar 28 – Seattle, WA @ The Showbox

Mar 29 – Portland, OR @ Roseland

Mar 31 – Los Angeles, CA @ The Wiltern

Apr 1 – San Francisco, CA @ The Warfield

Apr 2 – San Diego, CA @ Soma

Apr 3 – Phoenix, AZ @ The Van Buren

Apr 5 – San Antonio, TX @ Vibes Event Center

Apr 6 – Houston, TX @ House Of Blues

Apr 7 – Dallas, TX @ House Of Blues

Apr 9 – St. Louis, MO @ Pageant

Apr 11 – Nashville, TN @ Marathon Music Works

Apr 12 – Atlanta, GA @ The Masquerade

Apr 13 – Charlotte, NC @ The Fillmore

Apr 15 – St. Pete, FL @ Jannus Landing

Apr 16 – Charleston, SC @ Charleston Music Hall

Apr 17 – Raleigh, NC @ Ritz

Apr 18 – Richmond, VA @ The National

Apr 20 – Silver Spring, MD @ The Fillmore

Apr 21 – New York, NY @ Webster Hall

Apr 22 – Worcester, MA @ Palladium

Apr 24 – Philadelphia, PA @ Franklin Music Hall

Apr 25 – Pittsburgh, PA @ Roxian Theater

Apr 26 – Indianapolis, IN @ The Vogue