Health Announce US Tour Around Festival Dates
One of the best industrial bands with the most boring names, Health, is heading out on the road to spread Health to the Midwestern and Southern United States. Coming with them on tour is Author & Punisher, which is apparently the name of just one band, not two. The tour centers around two big festival dates the band has planned for May: Sonic Temple in Columbus, Ohio on May 8 and Welcome to Rockville in Daytona Beach, Florida on May 15.
Health announced the tour on Instagram with the simple caption:
“EXPERIENCE HEALTH IN 2.0.2.5. :: WITH @authorandpunisher
“TICKETS ON SALE FRIDAY #cummetal”
“Cum metal” isn’t a new phrase for Health but rather a descriptor they’ve been using for a while, and even printing on t-shirts, and Jesus Christ do I hate it. I mean, do what you want, sex positivity is great and all but, if your band makes me think of cum, maybe I don’t want to listen to your band.
Anyway, if cum metal is your bag, for whatever reason, catch Health on tour, as the full list of dates for their May tour are all listed below.
05/03 New Orleans, LA @ House Of Blues
05/04 San Antonio, TX @ Paper Tiger
05/06 Kansas City, MO @ Warehouse Live
05/08 Columbus, OH @ Sonic Temple (no Author & Punisher)
05/09 Baltimore, MD @ Baltimore Soundstage
05/10 Raleigh, NC @ Lincoln Theatre
05/11 Nashville, TN @ The Basement East
05/13 Athens, GA @ Georgia Theatre
05/14 Charleston, SC @ Music Farm
05/15 Daytona Beach, FL @ Welcome To Rockville (no Author & Punisher)
