Tommy Lee’s Wife Says He Showers ‘Once A Week,’ Adding a Horrific Layer to Those Dick Pics

Hope you didn’t have a big breakfast, because story’s liable to make your stomach do gymnastics. In an interview on Kailtyn Bristowe’s Off The Vine podcast, Mötley Crüe drummer Tommy Lee‘s wife Brittany Furlan revealed the kind of information about the rocker that changes the complexion about those unwanted dick pics he thrust onto all of us a while ago.

“My husband’s very neat, which people wouldn’t expect from someone who’s a musician. They would expect him to be a fucking nightmare, right? Like dirty… I mean, he doesn’t shower a lot, but he’s very neat. He doesn’t make a mess there.”

*record scratch*

You read that right. A leathery 62-year-old man that plays drums for a living doesn’t shower much. The smells that must emanate from his body, let alone some of those famously photographed parts, have got to be fucking horrific.

Apparently according to Furlan, it’s all very “European”.

“[He’s] not big on the showers… I feel like that’s European, though, ’cause Europeans… My husband was born in Greece. He was born in Athens, and his mother was Miss Greece, like so beautiful. And he said growing up, his mom, like, that’s a thing in Europe. You don’t need to shower every day. They would just do the white washcloth if they felt like they were getting a little funky. But shower, my husband showers, like, once a week.”

I mean, I guess you do you, but could you imagine being with someone that didn’t shower every day? I know if I don’t shower for more than 12 hours I start feeling like a gross schlub, but to each their own I guess.

But how does Furlan feel about all this? Does she find it at least a little gross?

“No, because he’s so handsome. It’s really crazy. He’s a really good-looking guy. He doesn’t really give me the ick.”

Well that’s kinda cute. Gents, I guess find you a lady who puts up with your stank ass like Furlan does for Lee.