Kamala Harris Receives Key Endorsement From Insane Clown Posse
In a move that is certain to tip the election in favor of the Democrats, Violent J, one half of the horrorcore rap group Insane Clown Posse, has endorsed Kamala Harris for President of the United States.
The endorsement came during a segment of The Daily Show last week when correspondent Troy Iwata took a trip to the Gathering of the Juggalos to ask the ever-important question: Who will Juggalos vote for? Iwata found that a lot of Juggalos were disinterested in politics and had no interest in voting, unless maybe if one of the members of ICP were on the ticket. But when Iwata asked Violent J if he would like to run for president, he responded:
“Fuck that, no. No amount of money. You gotta go places? They give you an itinerary? You gotta get up all early and shit?”
Wait, does a touring musician not have to go places and be given an itinerary?
While you might expect ICP to favor the Republican party given that, much like Republicans, ICP have shown an ignorance of science and an unwillingness to learn about it (fucking magnets!), apparently Violent J is really not a fan of Donald Trump, saying:
“Now I remember why I hated Trump, that wall shit.”
Iwata then went through the candidates one by one and, although Violent J needed help learning how to pronounce the name “Kamala,” he made it clear that she was his pick for President:
“I want her to win because she’s a Democrat, and I love my mom.”
The segment demonstrated that the ICP fanbase are disenchanted with the political system, but generally lean towards the left politically. But Violent J’s beliefs, in particular, seemed to be especially left-leaning, albeit expressed in hilarious ways. At one point in the segment he claimed to pay twice the amount of taxes he owes. He also claimed that whales are a superior animal to humans. And then the whole segment had to come to a halt when he announced:
“Man, the mushrooms are kicking in.”
It may not be the most enthusiastic endorsement that Harris has ever received, as Violent J seemed to hate Trump more than he liked Harris. But that’s kind of where most Harris supporters are at right now, anyway.
