X-Cops Announce 2025 U.S. Tour

Isn’t it funny what lengths people will go to in order to avoid actual cops, but yet people will pay money to go see GWAR-side project X-Cops? I guess that just goes to show that X-Cops are better than actual cops. It’s just science. Anyway, X-Cops announced a new U.S. tour for 2025 yesterday with support from recently-vindicated Green Day-influencers Belushi Speed Ball and self-described “speedrockin’ crime metal” band U.S. Bastards.

Writing about the upcoming tour on Instagram, X-Cops wrote:

“Pull over mother*uckers, because X-COPS are hitting the road and we’re locked, loaded and ready to rock! Dates start in January and we’re bringing along the delinquents in [Belushi Speed Ball] and [U.S. Bastards]– expect a night of heavy metal anthems, scathing satire and a relentless barrage of raw, in-your-face energy. Tickets go on sale this Friday, October 18 at 10am local time – make sure to grab yours or we’re coming with the ‘cuffs.’“

So don’t miss this absolutely bonkers tour, with the full list of tour dates below:

01/08 Richmond, VA @ Richmond Music Hall
01/09 Huntington, WV @ The Loud
01/10 Columbus, OH @ A&R Music Bar
01/11 Chicago, IL @ Reggie’s
01/12 St. Louis, MO @ Pop’s
01/14 Baton Rouge, LA @ Chelsea’s Live
01/15 San Antonio, TX @ Vibes Underground
01/16 Dallas, TX @ Sundown at Granada
01/17 Memphis, TN @ Growlers
01/18 Atlanta, GA @ The Masquerade (Purgatory)
01/20 Greenville, SC @ Radio Room
01/21 Durham, NC @ Motorco Music Hall
01/22 Baltimore, MD @ Metro Gallery
01/23 Philadelphia, PA @ Underground Arts
01/24 Boston, MA @ Sonia
01/25 New York, NY @ TV Eye