Kid Rock Attends College Football Game With Donald Trump

American Dumbass Kid Rock was seen attending a college football game this weekend between Alabama Crimson Tide and the Georgia Bulldogs with fellow American Dumbass and former President Donald Trump, Loudwire reports. Hank Williams Jr. was also there with them, rounding out the idiot threesome.

It’s far from being the first time that the vaguely-metalish-rap-rocker-turned-country-music-grifter has been seen with the two-time popular vote loser. In fact, Rock performed at the end of the 2024 Republican National Convention (because, honestly, who else was going to do it?) and Trump appeared in a video announcement at the beginning of some Kid Rock shows in 2022. Oh, and there’s the time that Kid Rock claimed that Donald Trump asked him for advice about North Korea and ISIS, which is both idiotic and 100% believable.

Trump seems to have been rooting for Alabama and Trump’s team won the game, which is even more significant because Alabama won without anyone having to storm an official certification of the game to try and overturn a legitimate result.

Kid Rock posted a photo of himself, Hank Jr., and the first US President to be convicted of a felony on Twitter in black and white, presumably to make Trump look a little less like an Oompa Loompa. Hank Jr. is positioned between Kid Rock and Trump, making Williams the perineum of the picture.

It seems a lot of people lately, myself included, have been trying to unravel the mystery of what turned Kid Rock from a fairly non-political rap rocker into a MAGA country rocker, and money seems to have been a big part of it, but this also goes to show that part of it is probably also for attention. Getting to be part of the entourage of the first one-term president in nearly three decades comes with certain privileges and prestige, and Rock seems to be really enjoying the perks of being friends with the politician.