GWAR Announce ‘The Stoned Age’ Tour with Dark Funeral, Squid Pisser, and Cancer Bats

Interplanetary marauders GWAR aren’t going to be done with touring for 2024 when their ‘Age of Entitlement’ Tour comes to an end. Not by a long shot, as they announced yet another slate of dates dubbed “The Stoned Age” Tour for later this year.

Set to kick off on October 17 in Las Vegas and coming to a close on November 20 in Nashville, Tennessee, the tour will criss-cross the U.S., with stops in San Francisco, Cleveland, Salt Lake City, and Philadelphia — to name a few.

GWAR vocalist Blóthar the Berserker called upon the United States’ cadre of bohabs to come out and continue celebrating GWAR’s latest release The New Dark Ages. Coming along for the tour will be Dark Funeral, and hardcore noise machine Squid Pisser along with Cancer Bats

“Get ready to mumble!!! On this tour we will CHRONIC-le the embarrassing loser takes all choice between a neurodivergent fascist and a desiccated mummy to be the leader of the free world. What could possibly go wrong?”

You can find the full list of dates below, just remember — tickets don’t go on sale until this Friday, June 18 at 10 a.m. local time.

GWAR 2024 ‘The Age of Entitlement’ Tour

w/ Brujeria, BRAT, Cancer Christ

Sep 12 – Buffalo, NY @ Town Ballroom

Sep 13 – Cincinnati, OH @ Bogarts

Sep 14 – Indianapolis, IN @ The Vogue

Sep 16 – Pittsburgh, PA @ Mr. Smalls

Sep 17 – St. Louis, MO @ The Pageant

Sep 18 – Little Rock, AR @ The Hall

Sep 20 – Fayetteville, AR @ JJ’s Live

Festivals:

Sep 21 – Des Moines, IA @ Knotfest

Sep 22 – Chicago, IL @ Riot Fest

GWAR 2024 ‘The Stoned Age’ Tour

w/ Dark Funeral, Squid Pisser

*Cancer Bats replace Dark Funeral

Oct 17 – Las Vegas, NV @ House of Blues

Oct 18 – Tempe/Phoenix, AZ @ Marquee Theater

Oct 19 – Anaheim, CA @ House of Blues

Oct 20 – San Francisco, CA @ Regency Ballroom

Oct 22 – Seattle, WA @ Showbox Sodo

Oct 23 – Boise, ID @ Revolution Concert House

Oct 24 – Portland, OR @ Roseland Theater

Oct 26 – Salt Lake City, UT @ The Depot

Oct 27 – Denver, CO @ Summit Music Hall

Oct 29 – Lincoln, NE @ The Bourbon Theatre

Oct 30 – Minneapolis, MN @ Skyway Theatre

Oct 31 – Milwaukee, WI @ The Rave

Nov 1 – Cleveland, OH @ The Agora

Nov 2 – Albany, NY @ Empire Live

Nov 3 – Hampton Beach, NH @ Wally’s

Nov 5 – Boston, MA @ Paradise Rock Club

Nov 6 – New York, NY @ Brooklyn Steel

Nov 8 – Philadelphia, PA @ Franklin Music Hall*

Nov 9 – Richmond, VA @ The National*

Nov 10 – Raleigh, NC @ The Ritz*

Nov 11 – Asheville, NC @ Orange Peel*

Nov 13 – Orlando, FL @ The Beacham

Nov 15 – Dallas, TX @ The Studio at The Factory

Nov 16 – San Antonio, TX @ Vibes Event Center

Nov 17 – Houston, TX @ Warehouse Live

Nov 19 – Atlanta, GA @ The Masquerade

Nov 20 – Nashville, TN @ Brooklyn Bowl