Archspire to Remind Us “Everything’s F#*!@D” with North American Summer Tour
Tech death outfit Archspire are sick and tired of all the doomscrolling and bullshit self-help apps that people have been wasting their time with lately. To combat those modern problems the only way they know how, they’re heading out on tour to kick everyone’s ass into gear and remind them that “everything totally f#*!ng sucks.”
Dubbed the ‘Everything’s F#*!@D” tour, the run of dates will kick off in Canada on May 31 at Edmonton, Alberta’s Midway Music Hall and come to an end on June 30 at Vancouver, British Columbia’s The Vogue Theatre. All along the way, the band will dip down into the United States for a majority of the tour, which will also see Aborted, Carcosa, and Alluvial joining the fray.
The band says they’re stoked to get things running this summer.
“We’re joining forces with these three elite squads to strategically infiltrate major North American cities. We’re on a mission to provide you with a brain-numbing, eardrum-puncturing, nuclear strike that is guaranteed to melt away all those incessant pestering thoughts for at least one night of your dwindling life so that you can completely forget that everything’s f#*!@D and TRULY. F#!@NG. PARTY”.
Tickets go on sale this Friday, March 1 at 10 a.m. local time, though a pre-sale will also take place starting tomorrow at 10 a.m. EST. The password for that pre-sale is STAYTECH.
You can find the full list of dates below.
The Everything’s F#*!@D Tour
May 31st – Edmonton, AB @ Midway Music Hall
June 1st – Calgary, AB @ The Palace Theatre
June 2nd – Saskatoon, SK @ Coors Event Centre
June 3rd – Winnipeg, MB @ Park Theatre
June 5th – Minneapolis, MN @ Varsity Theater
June 6th – Chicago, IL @ Metro
June 7th – Detroit, MI @ The Majestic Theatre
June 8th – Toronto, ON @ Phoenix Concert Theatre
June 9th – Montreal, QC @ Club Soda
June 10th – Quebec City, QC @ Théâtre Capitole
June 11th – Boston, MA @ Royale
June 12th – Brooklyn, NY @ Warsaw
June 13th – Baltimore, MD @ Baltimore Soundstage
June 14th – Charlotte, NC @ Neighborhood Theatre
June 15th – Atlanta, GA @ The Masquerade – Heaven
June 16th – Tampa, FL @ The Orpheum
June 17th – Fort Lauderdale, FL @ Revolution Live
June 18th – Orlando, FL @ The Abbey
June 20th – Houston, TX @ White Oak Music Hall
June 21st – Dallas, TX @ Studio at The Factory
June 22nd – Austin, TX @ Come and Take It Live
June 24th – Phoenix, AZ @ The Nile Theater
June 25th – Santa Ana, CA @ The Observatory
June 26th – Sacramento, CA @ Ace of Spades
June 28th – Portland, OR @ Hawthorne Theatre
June 29th – Seattle, WA @ El Corazon
June 30th – Vancouver, BC @ The Vogue Theatre
