This Dude Got Fired from a Band for Doing What with Estrogen?!
When you’ve been in the news business as long as I have, you tend to learn the craziest shit about people. Murders are particularly bad times that bring out the worst in people, but leave it to some small hardcore band to take the crazy shit and dial it up to absurd levels.
Over the weekend, Llorona posted about a situation on their Instagram stories where they announced that they were parting with their vocalist Diego. The reasoning? They were dosing their bandmate with estrogen in a bid to get with their partner.
In a statement from the band, well… let’s just have them explain it.
“We have decided to part ways with our vocalist Diego due to admission of very disturbing and concerning behavior towards one of our band members and their partner. He has admitted to being obsessed with said partner, and has been attempting to sabotage their relationship by cutting pre workout he frequently gifts from his job with high amounts of estrogen in them.
“He has been attempting to force a transition onto him for the last 5 months, in hopes that would give him the opportunity to ‘swoop in’ once he looked stronger and more manly in comparison. (Stupid cave man mindset that makes zero sense) This tampering has caused confusion and thousands of dollars in medical bills the past months trying to figure out whats wrong.
“We would not know any of this unless Diego had gotten way too intoxicated and ousted himself, and then stated an admission to all of this via text. There are many more disgusting details that have been left out for the sake of privacy and general censorship.”
What the actual fuck?! So did Diego think giving their bandmate a buncha estrogen over the course of a few months would make them look… soft?
What really happens when you give a ton of estrogen to a man, according to MedicalNewsToday, is a chance for “enlarged breasts, erectile dysfunction, infertility,” and in many cases, increased rates of depression. Consistently high estrogen levels can increase the risk of “high blood pressure, blood clots, low calcium,” and various forms of cancer. It can make asthma or epilepsy even worse than normal.
No matter how you slice it, it’s some super fucked up shit that hopefully lands Diego in some serious shit with the law. Not cool, man.
The band said that other members had been experiencing other health issues recently, so they’re going to be monitoring their levels to see if fuck face did this to them too. You can find the full statements down below.
“He also has easy access to steroids and hormones because of his gym practices. I am going to be seeing an endocrinologist over the next few months to track my hormonal fluctuations to see if my estrogen levels are extremely heightened and go back to normal over time. I have had physical changes from the hormones besides stomach ulcers, weight loss, and muscle fatigue that I will not get into, as well as notable mental changes.
“I will also be getting the last batch of pre workout he gave me tested for estrogen, I have about 2-3 full cups of it left. He will not pass off what he admitted to as a joke or confusion even in his state of drunkenness. What he did is disgusting and has had an immense negative effect on my life.”
