Put on a Halfway Decent Mötley Crüe Show with These Super7 Action Figures

It may seem like ancient history at this point, but there was a time when Mötley Crüe were some of the baddest motherfuckers around. They were trouble makers. They were ballsy. They were actually good. Sadly, these days we’re left with their withered (or bloated in Vince’s case) husks either phoning it in, crapping out, or relying on backing tracks on stage.

Thankfully, the theater of the mind can really help us out during these trying post-retirement Mötley Crüe days. Super7, the company behind a number of kick ass rock and metal action figures, announced its “first wave” of ReAction Figures based on the Crüe. Based on the band’s early look from 1983’s Shout At The Devil, this set of 3.75-inch figures has Vince Neil, Nikki Sixx, Tommy Lee and Mick Mars back in their younger years.

Each figure has a good amount of articulation, while the band members themselves will come with their appropriate accessories/instruments. Well, except for Tommy, who’ll just have a pair of drumsticks and not a full drum set.

If you’re looking to get your hands on the set, you can pick them up individually for $20 each or as a complete set for $80. Hell, if you’d like to do some alternate universe shit, why not get Metallica’s Cliff Burton from Super7 and pretend Mötley Crüe found a better bassist?