Grab Yourself Some Merch Through the MetalSucks Store

Do you enjoy MetalSucks? Do you like wearing clothes? What about other fun things like keeping your beer cool and your weed ground up? If any of that got a ‘yes’ outta you, then you may want to check out our newly launched merch store.

Featuring classic MetalSucks designs from years past, you can show the world you love metal, but you don’t take it so seriously that you can’t make fun of it. We’ve got t-shirts, a pullover hoodie… hell, we can even keep your stupid dome in the shade with our official snapback hat. Slap our logo on your battle vest with the official 5″ x 1.75″ embroidered patch.

Aside from shit you can put on your withered husk, we’ve also got beer koozies with out logo on it and a 63mm “herbal grinder,” since its real use is still amazingly illegal in some parts of the U.S. We all know what it’s really for though…

And if for some reason you don’t want to buy any of our shit, we’ve also got official merch and vinyl releases from bands like Ozzy Osbourne, Type O Negative, Mastodon, Ghost, and more. Over time we’ll add new designs and release new merch from some of today’s hottest bands.

Thanks to this launch, there’s even less reason for you to leave MetalSucks at all. So get comfy and you’re welcome.