Hold On To Your Butts, Ghost’s Dildo Set is Back In Stock

Before we really take a stab at this post, it’s important that I emphasize how important it is that none of you horny little goblins actually ever impale yourself on Ghost‘s dildo. That shit looks extremely uncomfortable…

That being said, if you’re a Ghost fan that absolutely needs every single piece of merch offered by the extremely successful Swedish metal outfit and you missed it last time, you’re in luck. The X Anniversary Edition of the Phallos Mortuus set is back in stock after selling out insanely fast last October. As the item name suggests, this is the special 10 year anniversary of the expensive as hell dildo and butt plug combo that originally came out to celebrate the band’s sophomore album, Infestissumam.

According to the band’s merch website, this latest batch of at least partially questionable sex toys is the “last chance, final return from the Vault” for fans to snatch ’em up. The contents of the set remains the same as it was last time, featuring the following items:

1 x Bible box case with Gold embossed artwork and red velvet lining.
1 x Divorce paper scroll with customized Ghost foil emblem.
1 x Ghost brushed metal logo pin.
1 x Bronze effect metal adult toy with molded Grucifix logo base.
1 x Silicone Papa Emeritus adult toy

Ghost is limiting the number of units you can purchase to just two per customer, which is honestly ambitious since the whole set costs a whopping $225. That’s really taking your wallet straight to the hilt, if you ask me.

Who knows how long this will last on the site, so if you’re looking to complete your set or you’re just a fan of risky dildos featuring your favorite undead pope’s face on the tip, then you should grab yours now.