Give David Draiman His Dog Back, You Monsters

Over the weekend, Disturbed frontman David Draiman made a plea on his social media, not as a musician, but as a man in search of his dog. Apparently, some shit stain saw the vocalist’s 10-week old golden retriever puppy named Charlotte and decided that it was time for some dog theft. Or maybe the dog ran away. But we’re going to go with dog theft here because we kinda like the idea of Draiman going all John Wick on someone.

According to an Instagram post by the vocalist yesterday, the incident took place at his home in the Coral Gables part of Miami. The dog’s apparently been missing since September 29, but he only made his plea after I assume exhausting other options.

It is with an incredibly heavy heart that I have to announce that our dear puppy, Charlotte has been missing since the morning before last. We think she was taken by someone/something when she was playing out in the yard.

Reward for with any information on her whereabouts that leads to finding her

10 week old Golden Retriever puppy, Charlotte.

Taken from the Coral Gables area of Miami

If you’ve got his puppy and you’re reading this, just give the man his dog back. He’s a newly single man with an ex-wife (though she’s not dead) and he’s known for killing (it on stage). What were you thinking? Do you want to be John Wicked? Because this is how you get John Wicked.

…Man, how much of a piece of shit do you have to be to steal a person’s dog? I mean seriously.

If you have any information about the dog’s whereabouts, I guess just contact Draiman directly on Instagram or even better yet, contact local law enforcement.