Travis Barker and Liquid Death Team Up for Luxury Enema

Everyone’s favorite canned water company, Liquid Death, has outdone itself by introducing luxury enemas promoted by none other than blink-182 drummer Travis Barker. Officially named the Liquid Death x Travis Barker Enema of the State Collectible Enema Kit after blink’s third studio album (and first to feature Barker), Enema of the State.

Barker offered some very astute words about how he achieved success in music and married a Kardashian. Unsurprisingly, it has to do with a Liquid Death enema.

“What’s my secret? How did I marry the woman of my dreams? How have I had such a successful career in music? I use Liquid Death mountain water. In my asshole.”

The item—which is listed as a collectible and not something they advise using—was posted on the Liquid Death website for $182 and a Barker-autographed can of Liquid Death. They’re already sold the fuck out, so you’re out of luck if you’re just learning about this now. However, the kits are listed on Ebay for prices ranging from $666 to $19,420, because nothing makes a bad idea better like a funny number.

In case you don’t want to take the medical advice from those of us living at the MetalSucks Mansion, Liquid Death provided their own warning.

 “Enema Of The State is a limited edition collectible adult art piece and not intended for use as a real medical device. Enema Of The State should never be placed in or near your butthole without consulting a doctor first. Also, you should not place it in or near your friend’s butthole without consulting them or their doctor first.”

This isn’t the first time this month that Barker has laughed his way to the bank; blink-182 made a surprise appearance at weekend one of Coachella and headlined the whole thing the next weekend, following singer Frank Ocean’s withdrawal from the event.