Science Can’t Explain How Lamb of God’s Cruise Will Float Now that These Bands Are Confirmed

It’s already amazing that a huge boat that weights hundreds of thousands of tons can even float in the first place, but I’m unsure how Lamb of God expect their inaugural Headbangers Boat to leave port now that they’ve added even more insanely heavy bands to the lineup.

The Headbangers Boat will embark from Miami, Florida on October 31, 2023, head to Nassau, Bahamas, and then return to port by November 4, 2023. During those few days out at sea, the cruise will feature performances by various metal acts, as well as a wide variety of other activities, much like other similar cruises like 70,000 Tons of Metal or the Chris Jericho Cruise,.

Yesterday’s announcement added the following bands to an already impressive lineup:

Testament
Municipal Waste
Lacuna Coil
Gatecreeper
Vio-lence
Malevolence
Bleed From Within
Dying Wish

If you’d just added Testament, Municipal Waste, and Lacuna Coil to the already huge list and you’d have an insanely awesome lineup of bands to perform throughout the cruise. But the addition of Gatecreeper, Vio-lence and others makes the Headbangers Boat one of the more interesting heavy metal-based cruise experiences.

You can check out the entire lineup of bands scheduled to participate in the cruise below. This may not be the entire lineup, so be sure to expect expect even more artists to be added at a later date. Tickets to the Headbangers Boat are available right now.

Lineup
Lamb Of God (Performing Ashes of the Wakein full)
Mastodon
Testament
Hatebreed
GWAR
Municipal Waste
Shadows Fall
God Forbid
Lacuna Coil
Gatecreeper
Fit For An Autopsy
Vio-lence
Malevolence
Bleed From Within
Dying Wish
Mark Morton