Watch: Dave Mustaine Brags About Peeing on the White House Bathroom Floor
You might think that this far into his career, Dave Mustaine would be a mature, graceful individual and not a thrasher whose drunken behavior was so insane that he got booted from the drunkest band alive. Alas, no, as evidenced by a recent video in which Dave brags about peeing on the floor of the White House.
As reported by Blabbermouth, Dave visited the White House in 1992 with the “Rock The Vote” campaign for the Democratic National Convention’s coverage. And last night, at the Tucson stop of Megadeth‘s current tour with Lamb of God, the thrash frontman said the following:
“I want you guys to know that I’ve lived through a lot of different eras in the United States and seen different things, and one thing that makes me the most proud of everything here in our country is you guys, the way that you are handling yourselves and the way that… as the metal community. There’s a lot of people that go out there and they say things and they totally embarrass themselves. And I want you guys to know how proud I am to represent you.”
“When I went up to the White House, I was so proud to be able to go up there and say, ‘Fuck you. You think we’re stupid? We are not stupid.’
“By the way, when I went into the White House, I went into the royal — whatever the fuck it’s called — White House bathroom, and I peed on the floor. I had to. I had to.”
Uh…cool? I don’t know, I think peeing on the floor of the White House crapper is a pretty wack move, because the people you’re leaving your piss there for will never see or smell it. More so, you basically negated your previous point by making heavy metal out to be a genre of sneering floor-pissers. You just forced some poor housekeeper mop up your piss while thinking, Man, those heavy metal musicians really are the grossest, dumbest motherfuckers out there.
Anyway, there you go. Dude’s a floor pisser. Get tickets to see Megadeth, and hopefully don’t get Brass Againsted, at one of the following dates with Lamb of God, Trivium, and In Flames:
4/9 Las Vegas, NV @ Michelob Ultra Arena [tickets]
4/10 Tucson, AZ @ Tucson Arena [tickets]
4/12 Colorado Springs, CO @ Broadmoor World Arena [tickets]
4/14 Corpus Christi, TX @ American Bank Center [tickets]
4/15 Lafayette, LA @ Cajundome [tickets]
4/16 Brandon, MS @ Brandon Amphitheater [tickets]
4/19 Grand Rapids, MI @ Van Andel Arena [tickets]
4/21 Fort Wayne, IN @ Allen County War Memorial Coliseum [tickets]
4/22 Green Bay, WI @ Resch Center [tickets]
4/24 Sioux Falls, SD @ Denny Sanford PREMIER Center [tickets]
4/26 Omaha, NE @ Baxter Arena [tickets]
4/27 Cedar Rapids, IA @ Alliant Energy PowerHouse [tickets]
4/29 Kansas City, MO @ T-Mobile Center [tickets]
4/30 Tulsa, OK @ BOK Center *No Trivium [tickets]
5/3 North Charleston, SC @ North Charleston Coliseum [tickets]
5/4 Greenville, SC @ Bon Secours Wellness Arena [tickets]
5/6 Nashville, TN @ Bridgestone Arena [tickets]
5/7 Peoria, IL @ Peoria Civic Center [tickets]
5/9 Pittsburgh, PA @ Petersen Events Center [tickets]
5/10 Rochester, NY @ Blue Cross Arena [tickets]
5/12 Portland, ME @ Cross Insurance Arena [tickets]
5/13 Uncasville, CT @ Mohegan Arena [tickets]
5/15 Allentown, PA @ PPL Center [tickets]
