Gwar Video: The Taliban Behead Joe Biden
For a brief moment I was ready to be mad about Gwar beheading Joe Biden at their Riot Fest performance last month. “Aww, no, have Gwar gone conservative??” Then I remembered they’ve done this to every U.S. president since Ronald Reagan and it’s all part of the shtick, watched the clip, laughed, and began writing this article. It’s important sometimes to check myself with a reminder that pretty much every politician is evil (and indeed, Biden is no saint at all, even if he’s immeasurably better than Trump), and it’s also important that Gwar fans get sprayed by fake blood and semen for an hour straight at the band’s live shows. It’s the little things, ya know?
Give the footage a watch below. It’s been circulating since the performance took place in mid-September, but Loudwire re-posted it yesterday and put it on our radar, so be sure to thank them for that.
Gwar will head out on tour from late October through mid December with Napalm Death and Eyehategod. They also recently launched an NFT.
Tour dates:
10/28/21 – Norfolk, VA – The NorVa x [tickets]
10/29/21 – Worcester, MA – The Palladium x [tickets]
10/30/21 – Philadelphia, PA – Franklin Music Hall x [tickets]
10/31/21 – New York, NY – Irving Plaza x [tickets]
11/1/21 – Baltimore, MD – Baltimore Soundstage x [tickets]
11/2/21 – Buffalo, NY – Town Ballroom x [tickets]
11/4/21 – Milwaukee, WI – The Rave x [tickets]
11/5/21 – Detroit, MI – Crofoot Ballroom x [tickets]
11/6/21 – Indianapolis, IN – The Vogue x [tickets]
11/7/21 – Cleveland, OH – House of Blues x [tickets]
11/8/21 – Toronto, ON – The Opera House x [tickets]
11/10/21 – Asheville, NC – Orange Peel x [tickets]
11/11/21 – Cincinnati, OH – Bogarts x [tickets]
11/12/21 – Atlanta, GA – The Masquerade x [tickets]
11/13/21 – Daytona Beach, FL – Welcome to Rockville # [tickets]
11/15/21 – Houston, TX – Warehouse Live x [tickets]
11/16/21 – Dallas, TX – Gas Monkey Bar & Grill x [tickets]
11/18/21 – Albuquerque, NM – Sunshine Theater x [tickets]
11/19/21 – Tuscon, AZ – The Rialto x [tickets]
11/20/21 – Las Vegas, NV – House of Blues x [tickets]
11/21/21 – Los Angeles, CA – The Belasco Theater x [tickets]
11/22/21 – San Francisco, CA – The Regency Ballroom x [tickets]
11/23/21 – Ventura, CA – Ventura Theater x [tickets]
11/24/21 – Santa Ana, CA – The Observatory x [tickets]
11/26/21 – Reno, NV – Virginia Street Brewhouse x [tickets]
11/27/21 – Boise, ID – Knitting Factory x [tickets]
11/28/21 – Portland, OR – Crystal Ballroom x [tickets]
11/30/21 – Seattle, WA – Showbox SODO x [tickets]
12/1/21 – Vancouver, BC – Commodore Ballroom x [tickets]
12/3/21 – Calgary, AB – MacEwan Hall x [tickets]
12/4/21 – Edmonton, AB – Midway Bar x [tickets]
12/6/21 – Billings, MT – Pub Station x [tickets]
12/7/21 – Denver, CO – The Oriental Theater x [tickets]
12/8/21 – Lawrence, KS – Granada Theater x [tickets]
12/9/21 – Minneapolis, MN – First Avenue x [tickets]
12/10/21 – Lincoln, NE – The Bourbon Theatre x [tickets]
12/11/21 – Sauget, IL – Pop’s x [tickets]
12/13/21 – Washington, DC – 9:30 Club x [tickets]