For Just $117,000, You Can Have Dinner With Rammstein’s Till Lindemann

Perpetually provocative Rammstein frontman Till Lindemann is offering ten fans the chance to dine with him (individually or as a group, I’m not sure) in Moscow. He’s charging €100,000, which works out to roughly $117,000.

Which sounds like a lot, I know. But keep in mind that the cost includes airfare, accommodations, and the necessary visas (“And, hopefully, the meal,” Metal Hammer drolly notes) for the buyer and a friend.

Of course, if you booked your own flight, got your own hotel, dealt with your own paperwork, and took Till to even the finest of Moscow eateries, you would have spent much, much, much, much less than $117,000. So really what you’re paying for here — quite generously — is Till’s time.

Oh and also Metal Hammer says you get a NFT:

“The NFTs range from a short animated clip featuring Lindemann pictured at the State Hermitage Museum in Saint Petersburg, Russia (a limited edition of 299, priced at €299 each) to an unreleased one-shot music video of an orchestral version of Lindemann’s Любимый город [Beloved Town] shot at the same venue.”

So there you go. A trip to Moscow, dinner with Till Lindemann, and a .gif file, for only a little less than the cost of buying a small apartment in that same city or a lot more than the cost of dinner with a U.S. president. WORTH IT!

Get ’em before they’re gone, suckas.